tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59932461184481705852024-03-13T14:32:08.613-07:00Eddie Surfs<big><center>EVERY SESSION BLOGGED, since August 13, 2011<br></center></big>
<p>"If the best surfer in the water is the one having the most fun, Eddie P would be a promising amateur who eventually burns out and is forced to perform 'favors' for surf wax" -Anonymous</p>Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.comBlogger543125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-276269442510965722023-02-04T19:57:00.003-08:002023-02-27T14:49:14.480-08:002.4.23 Spreading the Stoke II<p> Our minivan's battery went out and I had to take our little car, which meant my little board.</p><p>I met my newest surf bro Ben and we headed down. The tide was amazingly low. There were tidepools there that I'd never seen and I've surfed Beacon's off and on since at least 2001.</p><p>I was supposed to be giving Ben pointers on surfing, but we made it out together but we almost immediately got separated. I caught two waves in quick succession. The left was bigger, I dropped in and felt the skatey feel of the two-finned Tomo. The wave closed out but I was amped that I'd gotten up on it successfully for the first time this decade.</p><p>I caught a right and I took a little longer to get up on that, but I did and did a half-turn.</p><p>That was the extent of my fun out there.</p><p>The sun was out, beautiful weather, decent-sized waves, but it was meh to me. Sad to say but I think my surfing days are over. Having gotten surgery on my ears doesn't help things, and the ol' depression sure as hell has hurt me in just about every way possible.</p><p><b>Epilogue: End of another era, the Tomo was sold eighteen days later</b><br /></p>Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-88795136661254461052022-12-17T14:38:00.003-08:002022-12-17T14:38:56.023-08:0012.17.22 Spreading the Stoke: Beacon's Log Sesh<p>In an effort to force myself to get back out thar, I posted on reddit that I'd give out free surf lessons. I've found when I make a deal to do something I will commit to it. I definitely, as my low post-count confirms, won't go on my own.<br /></p><p>In true SoCal style, everyone flaked except for someone who's not from here.</p><p>It was a beautiful but very cold morning and the waves were pretty small and lazy.<br /></p><p>Long story short, I caught one wave on which I dropped in on a purple log and vaulted over the closing-out lip.</p><p>It felt great being back out there and my protege was amped at the untainted-by-a-transaction brodom.<br /></p>Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-50039163014029377342022-07-12T13:36:00.010-07:002022-12-09T10:58:39.996-08:007.11.22 My Sickest Sesh of All-Time, plus the return of Missed-It Mike!<p>Mike moved to SC last year and we hadn't surfed together in 2963 days.</p><p></p><p>I personally had not shortboarded in 1013 days, without a doubt my longest dry spell since I started twenty-five years ago next month. Various and very problematic mental health issues (long story short: not finding joy in anything) conspired to keep me a dry guy.<br /></p><p>My wife had gotten lunch . Just as I was receiving a Shrimp Diablo burrito (It's one of the spiciest burritos I've had; so much so that after the second round of bites I stopped adding hot sauce). Missed-It Mike texted me to pick him up to surf.</p><p>I had a twenty-minute window during which I had to get my oh-so-dry board and meet him at his dad-in-law's Lew's house and start <b>and</b> finish lunch.<br /></p><p>I felt my scalp sweating as I pounded the vast majority of the burrito, only calling it with an ambitious one-biter left because otherwise I'd be late to pick him up.</p><p>I grabbed my Tomo and grimaced as I realized I'd not screwed the fins in. I grabbed two fins and did a quarter-assed attempt of spotting a fin key. No dice.</p><p>I picked Mike up, he had no fin key or wax. I briefly spoke with Mike's son who had just turned eleven and his voice
was deeper than mine at twenty-two. Perhaps this formed the maelstrom
that was to come? </p><p>We stopped at Progression (which I think is the best surf shop in North County) and I picked up the aforementioned equipment.</p><p>Mike had a brand new egg-resembling board, so he was amped to have the option wax to further aid traction.</p><p></p><p>We'd seen Ponto already and that sucked as it so often does when there's wind on it. </p><p>We went to our old haunt D St, cursorily checked it and got out thar.</p><p>My paddling muscles didn't begin to voice their protests until I was about half-way out. Their volume/vociferousness increased until we perched. Thank goodness I was trunking it and didn't have the wetsuit pushing against me or I really would have felt like a <i>expletive deleted</i>!</p><p>Eventually I got a look at one and paddled for it. I'd been stricken by how my muscle memory was still there. My body doing stuff on its own while I marveled at its autonomy: Frog-kicking mid-duckdive among other things.</p><p>I was popping up and taking too long and I ate it on my first wave. Did I mention I'd also neglected to grab a leash?</p><p>I swam in feeling a little woozy. I diagnosed it as acute <i>above expletive obscured</i>-try, fetched my board and paddled back out. About a couple of strokes, I began to feel like shit. I was nauseous and my onboard carnal computer relayed that I may be puking soon. Seconds later, I felt my first wretch, easily stifled. During a duckdive, a second one arrived and I immediately wondered if I was going to taste that spiciness again (or as Wayne Campbell might say "a little Dutch door action").</p><p>The realization that I would feel better after barfing came and went easily. I knew it was a bygone conclusion.</p><p>Before I get to what you fetishists are after, an aside: Is there a better sport during which to puke than surfing? I don't think so. You can dunk your mouth and blow chunky bubbles pretty quietly, possibly without detection. </p><p>Can you do that in tennis? No. </p><p>Basketball? Fudge No. <br /></p><p>Diving? Maybe if you time it perfectly, though the resulting flotsam will almost certainly betray you.</p><p>I more weakly contained the last of my not so dry-heaves and then boom. My throat and mouth burned as the spicy sensation dominated, intermittently interrupted by my meal missiles. These didn't have far to fall to hit water.</p><p>I finished up, suspicious that a large burrito's worth of cargo hadn't yet exited me. <br /></p><p>I felt better, and better. I perched and had a chance at another wave. I was too late on it, but this time I death-gripped my board so as not to have to swim in. I was flipped upside down as hell rained down around me, but stoked on having won the wrestling match, my trophy of a board in hand.</p><p>I paddled back out and felt at about 80%. I was starting to get cold and was still feeling the malaise so I was very appreciative when Mike agreed we could go in.</p><p>In posts past, I've described the feeling upon touching ground after a particularly hairy session. It's elation and the triumph of man over nature. My soles hit the sand and that feeling eluded me.</p><p>I waded in, barely even glancing at the party of three, sporting strings of G that was whimsically frolicking in the water, as they might during the opening credits of softcore 80's pornography (my research was for school FYI).<br /></p><p>As I walked in the sand towards the stairs, for some reason I felt like kneeling down. I braced myself on my sideways board and the sand as I opened wide and welcomed into this world the second twin. Mike was very sympathetic and nice about it. It crossed my mind that I had made fun of Mike puking at this very spot many years ago, and that karmically, this was my punishment (good thing I'd never made fun of Mike for accidentally blowing a dude!).</p><p>I shakily made it up the stairs after having rinsed off.</p><p>In honor of this session's events, an abridged compendium of other bodily functions I've performed in the water:</p><p>Pissing: Pretty much every session</p><p>Pooping: A total of five times, one of them in Costa Rica on a boat trip during my 2008 wedding and the rest of them in El Salvador. Hey, you wanna know what's grosser than a floating feces? A half-sunk submarine!<br /></p><p>'Popping': Only metaphorically, unfortunately. I didn't think of this in time, but rub-humping would have been a great progression from tired-ass dry-humping. Other than that 'Suit Slamming doesn't hold much appeal to me.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUhvBE99QVkTjC96_7e8t4BH--vjXeKy_SzwIyJkvE3uJSquINFvSO3Q0wRTgBw7Hb3a_C80SdUb3uZPSHSI8fIbL-0y5hXOiDb8Hs7YrZtxq_tj--rCiEewnlYZyWR58nZyrMtcVEHZFMYax9nko77OlD6jfdoH9zxvaOnnrHdszR4dhXXlgde6yp/s2048/-5875028413157476740.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1536" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUhvBE99QVkTjC96_7e8t4BH--vjXeKy_SzwIyJkvE3uJSquINFvSO3Q0wRTgBw7Hb3a_C80SdUb3uZPSHSI8fIbL-0y5hXOiDb8Hs7YrZtxq_tj--rCiEewnlYZyWR58nZyrMtcVEHZFMYax9nko77OlD6jfdoH9zxvaOnnrHdszR4dhXXlgde6yp/s320/-5875028413157476740.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Daaa boyz, burrito still in belly.</i></div>Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-72018170093972885572021-12-05T16:23:00.004-08:002021-12-05T16:26:31.065-08:0012.5.21 Beacons with Bestia<p> I kept asking my eldest when she was going to start surfing. She said when she turned eight.</p><p>We went down to Beacons she was so excited, especially to tell everyone that she can surf.</p><p>We did some practice pop-ups on the beach and headed out thar.</p><p>The waves were tiny but the whitewater had some push to it. She got freaked out. I coaxed her to me then tried to put her on the board prone. She was kicking and squealing so I stopped. She watched me catch a wave on a longboard and was nonplussed.</p><p>In we went.</p><p>That wave was dedicated to my best buddy Chucho, with whom we were so unfairly forced to part ways one hundred days ago today.</p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq3cpOmcWi6ziszu7RU6-Rzg_trD_B79v6Ojy46nqDPSiCFLQ39vPkvd9D0N5E60-ecgPhi1KZvKwKq2rn72kKMHDxkp_FXQNVmB4UU6eFhSWwGcF0AETfDrsmm8Iya4Z0Lq8v5xAGTI8/s2048/15-07-32+Nom.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1152" data-original-width="2048" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq3cpOmcWi6ziszu7RU6-Rzg_trD_B79v6Ojy46nqDPSiCFLQ39vPkvd9D0N5E60-ecgPhi1KZvKwKq2rn72kKMHDxkp_FXQNVmB4UU6eFhSWwGcF0AETfDrsmm8Iya4Z0Lq8v5xAGTI8/w400-h225/15-07-32+Nom.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p>Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-31373851550380252412020-06-13T12:53:00.001-07:002020-06-15T09:56:21.172-07:006.12.20 Barely a Session Log Go-Out at George's<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
My wife had cousins in town from Arizona who wanted to surf. I pushed them into maybe ten waves total before they were over it and then I had a go.<br />
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I hadn't surfed in eight months and my surf mojo had been at rock bottom.<br />
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Putting my head in the cold water really hurt my head. I could feel my ears ache hard and this pain would progress into the ear canals. So ear plugs do help as they cut this pain by about half, adding some discomfort in the old ear holes. <br />
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I semi-pumped on a left, which eventually petered out.<br />
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I paddled out again and bailed on a close-out which took the log with it.<br />
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Lastly, I caught a nice one late and over-committed on the drop, but made it. I turned hard to make up for it. I figured I'd eat as I typically do when bottom-turning a log but it was a nice feeling as I scooted ahead to the green water. Unfortunately I couldn't top turn for squat and ate it.<br />
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I may shell out for the latest generation of plugs if I feel like trying again, but my surf mojo is vying for matching an all-time bottom. I have a lot of stuff swirling around in my head and surfing is no longer the priority and stress reliever it once was. </div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-74774286739347278962019-10-03T13:08:00.005-07:002020-02-03T10:07:16.077-08:0010.3.19 Heartwrenching NPier with Tim<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Today had a lot of promise but in the end it sucked.<br />
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I caught four waves, all with the same result. The bathymetry is wonky and the waves reflected that.<br />
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My mojo for surfing is at a deep valley. I can't seem to get motivated to paddle out and this blog will go into hibernation until I snap out of it... 😔 <br />
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Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-58067991592886358702019-09-16T09:11:00.001-07:002020-06-15T10:41:37.278-07:009.15.19 Gutless Ponto<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
We mounted up and headed north. We almost paddled out at Oside Harbor but the $10 parking fee dissuaded us. It was that close. So locals, write your city council and ask them to institute a parking fee and you'll lose us <i>codos</i>.<br />
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We eventually settled on Ponto after seeing a nice set break. We knew it was going to be bad but we did it any way.<br />
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The highlight of my session was an off-the-lip that I pulled but it felt sad because there was little to no energy on the part of what I was riding. Reminded me of my dating days!<br />
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I was cold in my ancient leaky wetsuit amid cold spots aplenty. I did see a nice manta ray hovering over the sand. Eventually we went in and braved the steep loose rock hill.</div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-41099710789960517302019-09-07T12:34:00.001-07:002019-09-07T12:34:42.137-07:009.7.19 Pretty Much all to Ourselves at Cherry St<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
We went to check Oside and it wasn't great, it had a bit of texture from what appeared to be an offshore storm.<br />
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We ambled south and checked Cherry St/Tamarack. Tamarack had a bunch of dudes on it, but it looked worthwhile. Cherry St was looking a bit fat with some backwash but fun on the inside.<br />
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I caught a couple of long lefts, the first on which I did a little flick then pulled out the back.<br />
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The highlight of the sesh was a left I caught on which I was almost left behind. I made the connection and then was rewarded with a big speed pocket section. I milked that, then laid into a big tailslide on which I eviscerated the wave.<br />
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Tim asked me if I'd made that. I laughed.<br />
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We went in not long thereafter.</div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-57192439846020664612019-09-03T10:23:00.002-07:002019-09-03T15:01:22.663-07:009.2.19 Packed Ponto w/ Tim<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Since I'm still getting back into the swing of things and the way of the wetsuit, I neglected to complete my pre-flight checklist and forgot to bring a towel. Any perverts equipped with night vision goggles at the northwest corner of Solana Beach caught two eyefuls of man-ass as I changed in Opie.<br />
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We checked Seaside, walking down from Solana Beach so as to avoid having to pay $20 each to park there. That sucked.<br />
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I suggested Pillbox (and Solana Beach, thank you so much for not charging us to park there...yet!). That was slightly less sucky.<br />
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Tim suggested Ponto and we headed up there. There was a good-sized pack on it already.<br />
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I caught my first wave within ten minutes. It was a sneaker left. I got up and pumped a few times. I bottom-turned and smacked it, catching some spray going out the back from the corner of my eye. I pumped a few more times, then finished it well. A shocking two-non-slash maneuver wave with a shocking two makes!<br />
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I got burned on my next two. I then suggested Tim and I switched boards. I got to ride his beast of a quad-fin, nearly 50 liters (the Tomo on which I paddled out was 27). On my first wave on it, it didn't sink down as much as I expected upon pop-up, and stubbed my toe pretty bad. I got up and tumbled off. I was a victim of the bends, going from my tiny board to his.<br />
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I caught another wave and was grooving around on it, but after enjoying the extra paddle power was ready to switch back.<br />
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Going from his board to mine was like going from a fat chick to an hourglass figure. It took all of my mental power to keep the boner demons away.<br />
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We went in not long thereafter.</div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-49137485978391627572019-08-31T19:08:00.004-07:002022-07-12T13:50:15.647-07:008.31.19 First Neoprene Sesh in 1834 days at Ponto<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I buried the lede...<br />
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In an EddieSurfs first, I paddled out with one of my OG Surf bros, Tim! I started surfing with him in 1998 and here we are 21 years later, after a 12-year hiatus.<br />
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I met him at Torrey Pines High. I'd see him wearing skater gear and asked him if he surfed. He said no and I kept harassing him to try it. Finally in January we went and it was one of the biggest days I've seen in California. While it wasn't the same swell on which Taylor Knox bagged the 52-footer at Todos Santos, I was seeing what appeared to be quadruple overhead on the outside. It was massive out, we didn't even bother trying to get to the unbroken waves, what a day on which to have a first session!<br />
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So we met at Ponto. He acted as surf guide and assured me it would be fun within an hour or so, as the tidal surge seems to help Ponto do its thing.<br />
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It looked abysmal out there at first light, but we suited up. I hadn't put on a wetsuit in more than five years and had to figure out my way into my old wetsuit, mostly as to where the collar section went. I was shocked at the extra resistance 2mm of worn, five-year-old neoprene added to paddling. On my first duckdive, I thought I smelled an ancient piss. <i>Was it just my imagination or could it have been a long-ago urination?</i><br />
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There was a seemingly neverending set hitting as we broke to what we thought was outside. My arms shrieked in agony with the rubberbanding effect of the wetsuit but I eventually made it out thar.<br />
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I caught about four waves, and I'd say about three were quality. Yes they were small but they had lines. On my first wave I kicked out awkwardly and my rail banged my lower leg, luckily the meaty part, and is currently swollen. I did a quick snap off-the-top which I almost made on the Tomo. It felt decisive but I landed sideways unfortunately.<br />
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I caught a right and almost lost it on the bottom turn as the fins threatened to slide out on me. I did a nice hack but got stuck and faded.<br />
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I was shocked when we went in that we'd been out for about two hours.</div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-36267909711382503672019-08-17T19:08:00.002-07:002019-08-17T19:08:54.423-07:008.17.19 Small, Blown-Out but Peaky D St<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Quick session further abridged for your accelerated blog consumption:<br />
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I paddled out on the Tomo and caught two close-outs. I switched boards with MC Gorgeous George, my one-time rap protegé. He was on a boogie board though. I caught a really fun right on the boogie board and was able to stay high in the pocket which was pretty fun being that close to the water.<br />
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We got cold and went in after close to a half-hour out there. Crowds weren't awful but there wasn't much to catch, even sitting on the blackball demarcation line.</div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-1142068054951524742019-08-11T20:13:00.000-07:002019-08-11T20:13:05.014-07:008.11.19 First Coldwater Sesh in almost Five Years<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I knew it was going to suck so my expectations were ratcheted way down.<br />
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The fam and I were going to meet up with one of my OG surf bros Tim and his fam but they got behind and weren't able to make it at the time we were available.<br />
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We shined Moonlight in favor of Stonesteps, the site of our infamous engagement pictures.<br />
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I took the Tomo (and had to screw the fins back in from the flight up here). <br />
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I had a couple of little drops but the highlight of the session was a slight and careful pump followed by a slight and careful bonk off the weak whitewater which I was thrilled to have completed given the conditions.<br />
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It was a trip being back and surfing in California after all this time. My ear plugs were in and were working great, finally, with no fitting issues.</div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-28832021394181550132019-07-29T04:39:00.001-07:002019-07-29T04:39:38.283-07:007.27.19 Last Session in El Salvador<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
My surf boner slapped against my sternum, awakening me at the prescribed time, as we'd discussed the previous night.<br />
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I was in a funk given all the bullshiv I'm dealing with for the move, on top of a project I officially started on the fifteenth. I was also still a little sick, having picked up some bug from the two sessions on the big day of the 14th. I was suddenly not in the mood to surf. I checked the forecast and opted not to go. But my surf jimmies wouldn't stop rustling. <br />
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I checked the forecast again and noticed the surf was supposed to get bigger. The period was a lowly 13 seconds, which could mean some crossed-up chop from a somewhat nearby storm. The 14 kph offshores were what broke the surf stalemate within me and I decided to head down for my last session as a Salvadoran resident.<br />
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I glanced at the point, less angry than times past. That long wave I caught which allowed me to do so much had whitewashed many of the bad sessions and frustrating waves I'd caught there since having arrived. Unfortunately, the swell currently in the water wasn't enough to overcome the rideability bar and it wasn't working right.<br />
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I walked down the dirt road, to the beach I'd spent a lot of time on as a youngster. It didn't look like it was working right either. There were scattered peaks that seemed gutless, though it might have been my 13-second swell period bias leaking.<br />
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I settled on a peak and caught my first wave within ten minutes. It was a left that opened up somewhat. I did a brutal carve on it. I gouged it so hard and lay back into the water enough so that I wasn't able to get back up. I was surprised at the amount of water I'd thrown but that's not really impressive because boating accidents also throw a lot of water.<br />
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It took forever to catch another unbroken wave, and in that time I was swept down towards El Majahual. San Blas has a battery of rideable waves when there's swell, and there's a sizeable gap between the Tinoco house (two houses west of my ex-stepfather's rented house) and the next consistent peak. I ended up in that netherworld and opted to belly board in.<br />
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I walked way east and paddled back out, then got swept down again, even more quickly. I caught a questionable right, which had the slightest of corners available to me. I didn't think; my legs swooped up and I did a mini-pump in a pretty critical part of the wave. But despite upping my chances at glory, there was no payoff as the wave unceremoniously closed out.<br />
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A couple more swept-down-go-in-walk-east-paddle-outs and some pretty critical late drops on what turned out to be close-outs later and I got the wave of the day. <br />
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I had to go easy on it, as the first wave had foamed out the surface. I didn't get barreled, but the lip hit me in the head as I was in-line for it. I got a lot of speed but unfortunately for whatever reason I didn't do a turn. Not sure if I was going for a foamy floater or I had paralysis of analysis but it didn't happen.<br />
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It wasn't until the writing of this post I realized that my first session as a Salvadoran resident took place exactly a year before my last. Will I come back to live in El Salvador? Maybe when the girls are out of the house.</div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-62355204305504697252019-07-15T18:27:00.001-07:002019-07-15T18:27:07.124-07:007.14.19 Bigger and Gnarlier Balsamar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I was on daddy duty and my wife had decreed that I'd have to wait to surf.<br />
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I saw some big slabs break, definitely overhead and not makeable by me, not even close on my board.<br />
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The tide kept dropping, and with it my hopes of glory.<br />
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In between sessions, I held my breath underwater for 47 Mississipis,
which is equivalent to about a minute, I discovered. I made it with no
problem. <br />
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Thanks to a near-drowning incident this
month in 1997, I've had a mini to moderate panic attack whenever I am
getting my ass kicked underwater. I am usually able to mitigate this by
counting, knowing I can hold my breath twice as long as the vast
majority of beatings.<br />
<br />
So after my 47-Mississippis experiment, I felt confident. I was headed towards the depth of the low tide and these massive energy transporters were coming in ferociously. <br /><br />
I was granted reprieve and I paddled out. It took me a solid twenty minutes of straight paddling/duckdiving/questioning my sanity before I was able to squirt out between behemoth sets. <br />
<br />
I saw waves out there that scared the hell out of me, possibly approaching triple-overhead and slamming so hard. I was extremely lucky to make it under two gnarly ones. These were so big they were black. It was scary as all hell.<br />
<br />
I got smacked by an insider wave and whisked about. I was counting but I felt that familiar panic rising within. I gathered my board and what was left of my dignity and got smashed around some more. <br />
<br />
I was getting pushed back some and then a bigger set came. I ditched my board and got absolutely throttled. My panic took hold, but I tried my best to act logically and relax. I was unsuccessful.<br />
<br />
There were so many waves that just smashed down into a close-out, and I was not even close at seeing some green face on these.<br />
<br />
Eventually I caught a right and was able to do a turn. I got hung up on the lip and jumped off. I was expecting to get brutalized but got lucky and squirted back out. <br />
<br />
Eventually the wind made the surface of the water untenable, adding yet another element of difficulty and I decided to go in. I caught a huge close-out and was early enough so as to BARELY make the drop. When my fins engaged after most of the board was out of the water I looked up to thank the big guy upstairs.<br />
<br />
When I urinated later, I was surprised to see some sand in a very special place, lurking under my foreskin.<br />
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Eventually<br />
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Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-28472167229375215592019-07-15T18:06:00.001-07:002019-07-15T18:06:30.322-07:007.14.19 Massive Balsamar thanks to Friend-since-Kindergarten Guillermo!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
We got a late start today as I was bringing the fam down to Balsamar, which we can only get into when invited.<br />
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The waves looked big, and they were over double-overhead on the sets. I was without question undergunned on my 5'11", and I was curious to see how I would fare.<br />
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I was able to make it out without too much issue, not a single other surfer anywhere in sight, as has been the case every time I've been here.<br />
<br />
I caught an overhead left, pumped, and then bailed out the back as I didn't want to be a part of the close-out.<br />
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I dodged sets for a while, then decided it wasn't worth my time or tragedy while out there. I also didn't want to be a dick, as I'd said hello and quickly paddled out. I caught a pretty good-sized closeout in.</div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-51126113790383146162019-07-10T10:18:00.002-07:002019-07-10T14:01:41.958-07:007.9.19 Tragedy (but not for me) at El Recodo<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I somehow talked myself into paddling out despite all of the reasons not to at the end of my previous entry. The waves were well overhead but makeable when they didn't section off. And there was no one out thar! <br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">My surf boner was saying LET'S GO, but my mind, heart, and body were saying no </td></tr>
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The river was mellow, considering the amount of water coming down. I suppose its recent widening helped reduce the speed at the expense of its girth. And boy do I know what THAT feels like (pitching).<br />
<br />
The paddle-out was sketchy but not an issue. I did take one on the head, probs a 4 on the Beatdown Scale©.<br />
<br />
What a set-up, macking El Recodo, by myself, with distant thunder and several tufts of cumulonimbus formations maddogging me.<br />
<br />
It was tricky finding a good paddle spot for one that wouldn't section off. Easy, you might be thinking, just catch it after the section! But those would fizzle into fatness and were just a drop.<br />
<br />
After about a half-hour I caught one. It was a doozy! I got two cutbacks on it and three top turns, including one really good smack on which I thought for sure I was going to pearl. I was AMPING, definitely the best wave I've caught in a year (this sesh marked a year since I'd surfed in Nica, by the way).<br />
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After about five minutes of straight paddling out and against the current I perched again. I noticed a guy coming up the rocks down the beach from me. I was bummed but thankfully he had no entourage. He and I didn't exchange a word and he was out there with me for about a half-hour before he caught one I let go as I was just in too critical a spot for it. He caught it and he...<br />
<br />
...WENT IN! I had to laugh. Here I had made my peace with this guy and a couple of other dudes subtracting from my wave count and he went in with no sign of a posse<br />
<br />
As I bobbed up and down with the wave action, I noticed there were a couple of guys from Pando's development up the beach, their body language looking weird. I quickly guessed that a body had washed up. When my mom was with my stepdad, they rented a beach house at the beachbreak up the way here and we would sometimes see a crowd gather at El Majahual, gawking at the latest drowning victim. It was usually an inexperienced swimmer, a drunk, or an inexperienced drunk getting caught in a rip and surfacing the next day.<br />
<br />
In between dodging sets and bemoaning my lackluster positioning, I spotted something on the rocks, mind you I was about 250 meters away as the crow flies. There was something odd there, it was a white bulk which didn't seem to belong. More of a crowd gathered.<br />
<br />
Then I saw the police pick-up truck, which then left without taking what I thought was a body. I made the decision to go in about another twenty minutes later as the wind was picking up to my disadvantage. I wasn't about to fight the current AND the ferocious shorebreak so I opted for the El Cocal beachbreak, towards Punta Roca. When I eventually caught a small wave to aid me in my journey, I looked towards my line-up spot and was shocked at how quickly I was moving as I faded off this relative piddler.<br />
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The go-in was rough. There was no sand! I caught a foothold on a rock while in waist deep water and did my damnedest to quickly twinkletoe in before the next shorebreak wave slammed my body along with my dreams of a perfect landfall against the rocks. I made it and had a long walk back to the car.<br />
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I asked the guys at the development if it was a swimmer from El Majahual and they confirmed it.</div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-79336483466386960102019-07-10T08:09:00.001-07:002019-07-10T10:41:27.570-07:007.9.19 HEAVY and Unpredictable Beachbreak<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I didn't know where, or even if, to surf.<br />
<br />
I knew the waves would be on the bigger side, and the high tide would still be pretty extreme. The bigger wild card was the big downpour. This would make for a lot of water being dumped by the rivers, not to mention organic matter such as twigs and branches. This would make it hard to stay in one place.<br />
<br />
But I'm on a time crunch due to our leaving ES in three weeks, and I can only surf four days per week. So down I went.<br />
<br />
It wasn't raining when I got in the ride at 419, but it started raining right around Zaragoza, a city just shy of the halfway mark. It started pouring on me and I slowed way down. It reminded me of August 14, 2003. I'd been down for the summer and Chuleta and his then-girlfriend Tesoro set me up with one of her friends (I remember her name was Jessica). We went to the mall as a group date and I shockingly was unable to close (We could have had a good thing, Jessica)!<br />
<br />
I had to drive Chuleta and Tesoro down to the beach where they lived and there was a torrential downpour, definitely the worst through which I've ever driven. I was in my mom's car and they were in the back. There was a guy driving an SUV coming toward us and I had to do a low-speed swerve onto the mud shoulder. The car went up, and two of the tires lost contact with the earth for a bit. Tesoro shrieked.<br />
<br />
After the excitement from that incident was over, I white-knuckled it down to the beach, barely able to see in front of me. The windshield wipers' max speed was laughably slow in the face of such an onslaught.<br />
<br />
We made it down and Isra, Chuleta's dad, tried to convince me to spend the night and let the storm pass. I made the stupid decision, riskwise, to drive back up. I made it back without incident, other than being freaked out by the driving conditions.<br />
<br />
When I got to my mom's house, I got out of the car and felt like I was going to collapse from the mental exhaustion of being so concentrated for so long (2+ hours).<br />
<br />
I was hoping the waves wouldn't be chocolatey brown but they were. So much so that I could b a r e l y make out the outline of my hands as they rested on my knees while being perched.<br />
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I saw so many death pits. The vast majority of these were unmakeable but some might have been, even by me. It made me wonder...what if? I'd recently watched the movie The Shallows starring Blake Lively. It's about a shark who is terrorizing her. I am proud to say that I wasn't too freaked out by the Mecca-for-sharks conditions.<br />
<br />
I also saw something that may forever be etched upon my mind. This massive and heavy left slab came down with a huge barrel and a gorgeous and frightening and SOOOOO thick serrated lip. It reminded me of a barracuda's jaw line.<br />
<br />
I started getting the heebie jeebies, HARD. I had a couple of near misses with double-plus-overhead bombs. While duckdiving under them, I got this weightless feeling that I was going over the falls. I can't remember feeling that before and MAN is it unsettling.<br />
<br />
I would paddle out whenever the bombs came and I wouldn't be able to catch them since they were mostly closing out and I was woefully undergunned.<br />
<br />
So I made the decision to go in about halfway during a lull.<br />
<br />
But then I was in a pickle. I could stay there and take the reduced power whitewash from the bombs. But there were some mini-bombs that were coming and I had to fight the urge (almost unfailingly losing) to paddle out to beat these by making it under them in time. This of course, would just further up the stakes, as their bigger brethren would surely be showing up not two minutes later.<br />
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I usually sing to myself when I am out there and during this session I was so flummoxed by the conditions I didn't get a chance to. I took one in.<br />
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I walked up the beach, convinced this was the end of the session.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">BBUUTT I somehow convinced myself to paddle back out.</td></tr>
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As they say here in El Salvador, <i>solo fui a traer</i>, loosely translated, I only went to take (a beating). I got absolutely slammed by a set. My plans to stick around friendlier waters on the inside were once again scuttled as my surf-vival instinct took over.<br />
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I did not want to get stuck out there so I kept taking waves on the head without paddling out in between and went in.<br />
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I did the usual coaxing: "I'll check the point break, maybe I'll paddle out there" to get me walking back to the ride. Knowing deep down that I probs wouldn't because:<br />
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<li> The river was swollen with organic and inorganic materials, not to mention rushing brown water.</li>
<li>This leads to a lot of swirling water, making it difficult to stay in one place/take-off spot.</li>
<li>Sharks love rivermouths after a rain.</li>
<li>There has been at least one documented shark attack there (way back in 1992, but still...). </li>
</ol>
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Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-91910410904691874412019-07-08T08:31:00.003-07:002019-07-08T08:31:52.678-07:007.7.19 ...It totally Redeems Itself!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I didn't know where I could surf to take advantage of the surge in swell. It was the weekend, so Punta Roca was out. I didn't want to deal with a similar bump in crowds at La Bocana.<br />
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It was a massive high tide, definitely the biggest I've seen since having moved to El Salvador.<br />
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There were some lines out there and I ran to my peak. I surfed the entire session completely by myself.<br />
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I was having trouble getting anything going. I saw some right death pits swirling and I decided to tempt fate and head over there. I paddled and pulled back from close-outs for twenty minutes before I had a line on one. It seemed like a baby wave, but there was a double-up situation happening and I had to throw myself over the ledge as it jacked up. It broke hard and I did a set-up turn halfway up the face. I got all kinds of speed and really laid into the big mama section, successfully smashing it as the behemoth blasted down around it.<br />
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That turn was cathartic. I was bumming from having had a bad surfing experience despite being in south swell heaven and surfing by myself for so often. <br />
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I went in on my belly and tried my luck at the lefts on tap.<br />
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Not too long after paddling out again, I caught a juicy left. I thought it was going to section off and shut me out, but I managed to make it around. I wound up into a bottom turn and aimed for the corner, where the wall met the whitewater. <br />
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I laid back, my front hand feeling water with my ass joining in on the fun a short while later. I managed to pull it much to my ecstacy.<br />
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The rest of the session was less memorable. I think i went in four times total before paddling back out up the beach. There was one set wave that closed out the entire beach, something I hadn't seen in a long time. I managed to escape the session with less than my share of beatings. I lucked into several air pockets on some real nasty ones. I did have one that made my board shorts go almost all of the way off my ass though.</div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-89916013737647844512019-07-08T08:15:00.003-07:002019-07-08T15:26:08.651-07:007.4.19 Just when I think the beachbreak couldn't be any more of a bummer...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
This is a short one.<br />
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I paddled out and there was a fair amount of water moving around. As usual there was the odd makeable slab but they shifted around and good luck being in the right spot.<br />
<br />
I caught three waves in more than two hours, these slightly opened up but I don't think I even got one bottom turn in all morning.<br />
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I can't tell you how frustrated I was on the walk back to my car</div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-41686494821795823632019-06-10T07:22:00.000-07:002019-06-10T07:22:25.123-07:006.7.19 Chunky La Bocana with Charamusca<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I last surfed with Charamusca, Pando, Chuleta, and Chamba's cousin, in 1999. He moved up to the gulf coast of FL to work and this was his first time back to El Salvador. He just so happened to coincide with my still living here.<br />
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His kids, all three full-blooded Salvadoreans, had never visited. His wife is Salvadorean but she was from the eastern part of the country aka went to another school, so they'd never seen where the other was from. <br />
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Charamusca was the receiving party of probably the best surf prank I've ever heard. I don't remember why Chamba was pranking him, if he was the initial offender or avenger, but in the middle of the night before an agreed-upon Recodo sesh, he stripped Chara's board of wax and used soap to give a surf wax-like finish.<br />
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Chara was none the wiser and didn't notice the water's effect on the board's virgin soap coating until he had made it past the rocks and attempted to jump on the board to paddle out. I believe it was Chamba's cackling that snapped him out of his stupefied confusion. He sheepishly walked all the way back to the house.<br />
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We'd agreed upon this morning being our rendezvous. He'd surfed his latest session at Cocoa Beach about six years ago. He said in the nearly 20-year gap since he'd last been in the country, the biggest waves he'd surfed were maybe four feet during a hurricane.<br />
<br />
I expected him to puss out. I messaged him at 340 this morning that I was going to leave soon, and to my surprise he responded. He even came out before I'd told him it was time to roll. After dealing with less-than-timely people almost exclusively for the past year-and-a-half, I was shocked!<br />
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His brother, who lives here, came with us. As we set out for the rocks Chara asked if I was really going to walk there barefoot. I said that I liked my sandals and didn't want them to go "missing" while I was out thar. He said his brother was going to be sitting there and I needn't worry about their whereabouts.<br />
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I was a little intimidated by the paddle-out preview. The tide was nearly at its apex and I could hear the rocks being dragged about, clanking off other rocks. I could almost feel my ankles being impacted. When a shorebreak wave hit the rocks, I saw tiny little rocks being flung about. Oof.<br />
<br />
I led the charge in. I pointed out a spent syringe laying on the rocks, needle absent; surely the result of someone fortifying themselves with B-12 and the wind snatching it out of their grip.<br />
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I caught a lot of waves and never got stuck inside, thankfully. When La Bocana is overhead as it was today, it's always a concern. Poor Chara had to do three paddle-outs, including once getting all the way out of the water in order to launch off correctly.<br />
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I saw no turns performed today, by anyone.<br />
<br />
My first wave was really late. I thought I was going to pearl. It had so much power and I was on a 5'10". I managed to make the drop and spent about three seconds almost-endoing before setting my back foot down. A nasty close-out section came and I went.<br />
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The waves can be sometimes hard to catch, especially on high tide. There was a storm blowing through, but no rain, so I was concerned about the possibility of offshore wind blowing me off the back, and onshore wind running the surface ragged with chop. The latter was on top, though mellowly so for the time we were out there.<br />
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Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-34564954411024155352019-06-02T11:59:00.001-07:002019-06-03T10:50:13.329-07:006.2.19 Consistently Shifty Head-Plus La Bocana and Top Post-Surf Chill Tunes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I was waffling as to where I would surf. I opted for La Bocana as El Recodo is practically dead to me. I'll surf it if I go with someone, but I'm over that place. The beachbreak is still not doing its thing and I wanted to catch some waves with form.<br />
<br />
I pulled up to Chuleta's after an uneventful, just a semi-close call with a dog, drive down.<br />
<br />
I opted for the back way into El Tunco figuring the road was still fugged from the big remodel they started nearly a month ago. Sure enough, I took the correct route.<br />
<br />
I took a shortcut in between a couple of hotels and saved about five minutes. I was surprised when I saw the ocean as there was no one out.<br />
<br />
A dude was on the rocks and beat me to the waves. I paddled past him after a what's-up head nod because I'd spied some reeling cylinders. This was the danger zone. The rocks were somewhat shallow, but what I hadn't remembered until later this session was if you're caught there at the beginning of a set you are pretty much screwed if another set follows it.<br />
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It took me forever to catch a wave. I caught a nice steep right that unfortunately sectioned off on me. I was forced to take a slight beating as I kicked my board out and the wave enveloped me.<br />
<br />
I waited about twenty minutes for my next chance. It was another right but it didn't have much of a shoulder. I popped up and sure enough, there was almost nothing there. I laid into a roundhouse cutback but bailed out the back as it had no push.<br />
<br />
Later, I went really late on another right. I stomped the airdrop but must have been off-balance because when I tried to initiate the bottom turn I fell on me nutsack. I surfaced with a stinging scrotal sac.<br />
<br />
I would attempt to paddle west, towards the massive rigor-mortis-afflicted-pig-carcass-resembling rock formation (hence the name of the town, El Tunco, The Pig) when a wave would come. It would thwart my efforts. I felt as though I was stuck in a tractor beam. I wasn't getting sucked out or sent east, I just couldn't escape its watery grip to the west.<br />
<br />
I caught another good-sized right. I couldn't make it around the massive detonating section and I kicked my board up. The wave smashed me down so hard. The inside of my eyelids darkened, letting me know I was going down. I did my half-flaps with my arms, so as not to scrape on the sharp boulders out there and channeled my father-in-law when his catchphrase "Holy Fuckoli" popped into my head amidst the carnage all around me.<br />
<br />
I then paddled for a wave and went in a ways on it. A set detonated. I spent, and this is not exaggeration, over a half-hour paddling. When I wasn't paddling out, I was trying to make my way west. After a couple of hours out there I was over it, and after this marathon paddle battle I was aching to get out of there. Avid readers (😂) of this blog will remember my boondoggle of a go-in on the wrong side of the river. I'd made a promise to myself that day that I would never going in in that rocky gauntlet at low tide.<br />
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But after all that paddling and my trapezoids screaming in protest (especially my still-sore right trap), I was tempted by the paddleless siren song that beckoned to me if I chose to go in directly behind me. My face felt hot from the prolonged exertion.<br />
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It's a weird feeling having zero interest in doing something, but having little choice, as the fate awaiting one if he doesn't comply is likely so much worse. It's a mental and physical burnout all in one.<br />
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I'd never seen anything like this before. I would paddle forever and make almost no progress, but I wouldn't get sent any farther than the massive antenna landmark.<br />
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My plan was to catch a left. Yes, my plan was to catch a left, something that had eluded me all session and ride that to relative safety where the rocks were more subdued. This wasn't a bright plan, as the lefts were sectioning off, but my thinking was that I might make enough progress and be released from the rubber band's invisible grip on me.<br />
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Within five minutes, I made the fateful decision to paddle the wrong way to attempt to catch a left. I thought I wasn't going to catch it and I was wrong. I think I did one maneuver on the wave, not wanting to jeopardize its escort to friendlier waters. The thing was very nice-sized, and connected even better than I had hoped to the inside. I was getting butterflies thinking I was going to end up smacking into a boulder but they never surfaced!<br />
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I was elated. Not so much because of the wave but because of the progress to go in.<br />
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But one glance shoreward revealed I still had a tough fifty meters to go before I knew I could avoid the nasty boulders.<br />
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Of course I was stuck in a deep spot. A wave would come and help me oh so slightly, but I would get sucked back by the backwashing corpse of the wave. A somewhat of a savior arrived and pushed me about a fifth of the way in and I decided to plant my feet down. I felt immediate relief once my feet made contact with the slippery rocks.<br />
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I not so gingerly twinkle-toed my way in. Once I was on a little oasis on sand, I stood there for twenty seconds, catching my breath. My heart was beating in quintuple-time. I was tired as can be but so amped to be walking away from the torture device that was La Bocana this morning.<br />
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Top Five Post-Surf Chill Tunes</div>
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7. This is a vid of some festival-goers in Europe. I love this guy's voice but the last time I looked up his band's stuff I found it to be terrible. His voice is the posterchild for smoking sometimes helping one's voice get that gritty gravelly texture that can sound really good. I'm not sure he smokes, but it sure sounds like it!</div>
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6. Awesome sample-heavy instrumental, sick drum loop too!<br />
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5. One of the sickest basslines you'll ever hear. This is a dub masterpiece.<br />
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4. One of the best-produced songs I've ever heard. The effects sound amazing but they don't overdo it. There's a nice healthy amount of muted guitar which I go gaga over.<br />
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3. I happened to find the above on reddit a couple of years ago. I liked it A LOT from the get-go, but then I heard something completely new to me. I won't spoil it for you but it starts at 4:22. The outtro is frisson-inducing. The way this guy hits those notes and nails the guitar parts, not to mention killing it on his board is awe-inspiring.<br />
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2. I didn't discover this video up until a couple of years ago. This is from a live gig they did in Costa Rica. They were supposedly down there so the lead singer could get clean. It's a cover of a Bad Brains song with some amazing vocal vamping. The power went out during the gig so they were using a generator for the instruments and the one light they had. They were seeing a show in Alajuela and asked to borrow the band's instruments and this is what came out of them.<br />
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1. I think this the best produced song of the band's. Great use of samples, especially the Ohio Players synth in the last half, as well as the MADNESS vocal sample. There's a fair amount of scratching, but they didn't overdo it to the point of making it sound outdated. I love how the song ends with the synth sample repeating into itself.</div>
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Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-22453865907479672102019-05-25T11:46:00.000-07:002019-05-28T09:27:18.549-07:005.25.19 Paying Tribute at Bigger Beach, then Point; BIG ANNOUNCEMENT<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I got sick the night of my Balsamar session and didn't surf for 16 days.<br />
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I got quite the scare on the way down. It had rained for much of the night and so I was taking it even more slowly than usual. I guess I subconsciously track the oncoming headlights because I freaked out without warning when they were interrupted by a small box truck with no brakelights. Thankfully they were farther away than I thought and I had PLENTY of time to react accordingly.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The truck in question, after the threat had been mitigated</td></tr>
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My muscles in the middle of my upper back have been rocking me and I got a massage to alleviate it. I am still sore from it and every paddle, especially my right arm, stung.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The rainy season is here and with it, much more dramatic <i>paiságes </i>(EddieSurfs attempt at growing his French audience).</td></tr>
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I opted for the beachbreak today because the point has been so wonky for so long. The high tide was almost at its apex and the surface of the water looked like diluted chocolate milk. There were some head-and-a-half mackers breaking out the back, a product of the ferocious 18-second period swell.<br />
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I tried to time my wade out but I accelerated my launch because the sticks and branches the rivers had been deposited with the rains were slapping into me. <br />
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I paddled out and I jammed out there. I wasn't paddling especially efficiently but I zoomed out there. I took a couple of smaller ones on the noggin.<br />
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There was so much water moving around. You could see the potential out there though. Some slabs were breaking, mostly unmakeable, but some to behold. If you lucked into the right spot you could get a chocolatey cover-up.<br />
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I caught one right, maybe head-high and it fizzled out on me. I was over it, I just FELT the beatings that were going to happen and so I went in.<br />
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I walked to the pointbreak and there were three or so dudes on it. I had a fun time crossing the raging river. It wasn't as gnarly as I've ever seen it, but top ten mos def. The water flows quickly and since you can't see, you're just guessing as to whether your next foothold is a good one. I remembered from my October sessions during the tropical depression to fight and prepare against the "foot drift" as the river's force attempts to make one due the splits. I ended up slipping and, in slow motion, plopping down onto my posterior.<br />
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I had a little scare on the paddle out, when a pretty good-sized wave broke hard about fifteen feet outside of me. Back in 2000 at this very spot in this very spot, a massive double-up detonated and knocked me hard onto my back. I pinballed off the rocks as I was quickly swept up the dry riverbed. I was humbled that day. But today I was the victor! I slipped a little as I jumped with my board and paddled hard with one hand and kicked as fast as I could. Next wave/water cushion I hopped onto my board and paddled out without incident.<br />
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The waves were big but still pretty bad because of the bottom. I had one really good turn off the top but the section in front shut down. I probably caught about five waves total as the pack grew.<br />
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On the way in I did better on the river.<br />
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It's time for my big announcement...<br />
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We're moving back to SD County! I will be going back into real estate full time and with renewed fervor. I've spent the last hundred or so days researching how to be a better broker. My wife wasn't able to find a gig given the tight constraints we had for said gig (being there when our little one was out of school and a very flexible schedule) so she will be joining me as a licensed agent.<br />
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A few reasons for the move:<br />
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<li>Our property loses value as it gets closer to lease-end due to the will-they/won't-they renew the lease trepidation. As risk goes up, reward must follow for any semi-intelligent investor to buy, so I will be doing a 1031 into something else. I'd initially considered a mobile home park or a self-storage facility but I will likely be doing a managed apartment building someplace in the southeast, as the CA returns are almost as bad as the taxes and landlord laws. Our monthly income will increase 30+% and we will be raising rents as the market allows, so that will be nice!</li>
<li>I grew tired of chilling. I want to be doing something and boy will I be! I will be going hard in the RE game and I really don't have a choice.</li>
<li>My wife isn't a fan of the way of life down here. I don't blame her...</li>
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Our unexpected awakening from the Nica dream diverted us to El Salvador. I hadn't lived here since 1996. I had a lot of emotional baggage from my time here due to the environment in which I was living. I've gotten a lot of that worked out while here but there is still plenty on which to work once I get back to the US.<br />
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It's been really nice reconnecting with most of my family, from my sister and nieces to my uncle and first cousin. Unfortunately my mom's remaining brother and his children have shunned me for reasons unknown. Maybe if I ever start ripping they will love me. <br />
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So the blog will continue back from where it sprang! I will be surfing with ear plugs and on a much more regulated schedule.</div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-42492524760107576712019-05-11T10:56:00.000-07:002019-05-11T13:08:13.535-07:005.9.19 Balsamar for only my fourth session of all time<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Balsamar is the coastal outpost of my sister's country club. It is
located down a river valley and has some little duplex bungalows one can
rent for $50/night if they are members of the country club. I've never
seen anyone else surf there. It is a dream surf camp scenario, as it's
completely private (you'd have to motor in on a boat) and the waves can
get good...sometimes. In my first session here in 2002, I got the best backside barrel I had up until last year's Nica gem. Almost a year to the day of my last having surfed here, I got the opportunity to do so again.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Completely Private; One can see the sections-off in the satellite imagery</td></tr>
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Last time, I was on an ancient board and I was having trouble getting anything going speedwise. It felt as though someone was yanking on my leash upon pop-up. I had assumed it was the board so I was excited to hit it on my Merrick.<br />
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This time I felt the same thing! It's a bizarre feeling and I don't know that I've experienced it anywhere else. My best guess is that on a high tide approach the sand's depth change is extremely gradual and possibly there is a deep-slightly shallow-deep-slightly shallow loop going on. This would be simpático with what the wave does on the surface.<br />
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Last time, I sat and watched good waves break with no one on them as I
ate. This time I ordered food as soon as we got there and wolfed down
my bacon cheeseburger while the waves still sucked. Surely the law of averages would even things out!<br />
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Before paddling out I saw one stand-out wave. It was a frothing, nasty freight train of a barreling left which stirred my loins even though it was about as makeable as Waimea shorebreak. I could see, from my angle, where the foam got dark into no-makeland.<br />
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I headed in that direction because there seemed to be a sandspit that was making the waves split so as to not close out nearly as much.<br />
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I paddled out and enjoyed the view behind me, nearly unfettered green peppered with the odd electric pole here and there. I noticed as I sneaked glances behind me that I was getting farther from shore. I had a real bitch of a time going against the rip, but it turns out that's what was keeping waves from closing out as quickly so I had to paddle the liquid treadmill if I wanted a shot at an open face. <br />
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The best wave I caught was a classic rip wave. I was able to descend down and bottom turn around a flat spot, right into the maw of this angry, pitching right lip. I slammed off of it, though not enough for it to count as an off-the-lip. I got hung up and my ass started facing the water so I aborted and kicked my board out.<br />
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I felt forever frustrated by the rip and after about ten solid minutes of paddling freed myself from its tractor beam. I caught a close-out in and walked up the beach to where I saw one wave out of twenty that had a corner. I caught a couple of rights there but I couldn't get any speed going.<br />
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Eventually I caught a left and pumped away until a section hit me, I should have gone around it because I was on the upswing of a pump. I hit it in a layback snap attempt and blew it.<br />
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I went in after about ninety minutes out there, hoping the next day would be better. Unfortunately, I came down with a fever/sore throat/nausea spell. The good news, I guess, is that though the waves were cleaner they improved only marginally as the tide dropped. There were some spitters out but they were almost all closing out. If not, they would section off so as to eliminate any hopes of making it.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Taken around 5:30AM from the pissoir. You can see the big section that just detonated and the other section down the line about to do so as well.</td></tr>
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Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-56930590905861353372019-05-04T08:48:00.002-07:002019-05-04T08:48:49.346-07:005.4.19 Solid La Bocana<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
The ride down was brightened by what I'm christening as a Sequenox. This is the extremely rare instance in which a song on the GuyPod (set on shuffle) is followed by the song following it on a full-length album. I think the last time this happened was in late 2012 so it was really exciting.<br />
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I was tired of the crappy pointbreak and the more-miss-than-hit beachbreak, especially with this morning's dropping tide, so I opted to surf La Bocana.<br />
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I parked at the hotel, then walked to the water. They're doing some major roadwork in El Tunco proper and I was the beneficiary of the recently heavy equipment treaded dried mud. This turned to just mud as I got closer to the main drag and it took me a couple of tries to get out of it as I not-so-gingerly levitated on to the cement sidewalk.<br />
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I caught about seven waves in two hours, which is pretty good considering the crowd and the shiftiness. <br />
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My highlight was a head-and-a-half left on which board and I FLEW out the back as the wave closed out. It was so much fun riding something with that much power and a semblance of a line.<br />
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A smaller left preceded it and I got a top turn and a cutback in.<br />
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I had a great right which I smacked and on which I did a faded roundhouse cutback.<br />
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There were about twelve people out, including three ladies when I decided to bail. I caught one on the inside and pumped before I pussed out and kicked out. About fifteen feet to my right was a massive rock menacingly poking its nasty texture out.<br />
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I'd seen on social media that Pando and Chuleta's mom was in town from Maryland. I hadn't seen her since Pando's wedding. She was there at the hotel and I gave her a hug. We talked for about five minutes and I met her sister before I bailed.</div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5993246118448170585.post-48546560817921109802019-04-28T11:13:00.000-07:002019-04-28T11:13:05.496-07:004.28.19 The Pointbreak was still Screwy <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I a l m o s t bailed on this session. But a couple of sets came and, while they were barely shoulder-high, they were enough to make me brave the rocks.<br />
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There were four people out, including a girl who I originally thought was Argentinean based on her Spanish. As the session wore on it seemed more like she spoke English as a first language. I believe this is the first time I've surfed this break with a female.<br />
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My first wave was my best wave. I lucked into a good spot, wound up and hit the section pretty hard. Upon descending, the next section threatened to fold over me and I grabbed my rail and went under it to safety.<br />
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It took a good hour for me to get my next wave. The high tide was strangling the waves. The ones that managed to break at an acceptable distance from the dry rocks tended to section off hard, and if one showed up which didn't, you had to be in the right spot.<br />
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I happened to paddle out past the pack a bit, risking a section dashing my dreams and body against the rocks of despair, and a wave happened to be arriving to meet me. I heard one of the boys groan at my fortune as I whirled around for it.<br />
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I hit it well, but too high and got stuck up at the top. Had the tide been lower I might have made it back down. I flamingo-ed out with all of my weight on my front foot and held my balance to the point of fading.<br />
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Then the three shitlord locals came by and were not letting anyone have a go at anything. Yeah, I could've paddled past them and eaten wave foam on all of the sections-off but I decided to go in after twenty more minutes of waiting for a wave in.</div>
Eddie Surfshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252362558328234042noreply@blogger.com0